Big and Strong Like Ox!

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Big and Strong Like Ox!
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Do I need a separate tonic for chest hair or will this do as well?

Shhhhh, He's Sleeping

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Shhhhh, He's Sleeping
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Sometimes you lie down for a pea nap and just lose track of where you are. It can happen to anyone.

No More Caffeine For You

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No More Caffeine For You
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Cats are up all night man, you can't live like this.

Shut Your Trap, Can!

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Shut Your Trap, Can!
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How about you learn to be delicious, alphabetti spaghetti?!

Blitzen on a Cracker!

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Blitzen on a Cracker!
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I keep about 300 cans of reindeer in my emergency bunker. Nothing but the fanciest survival food for me!

Everybody's Got One

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Everybody's Got One
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Use every part of the cow, that's what I always say.