Do I need a separate tonic for chest hair or will this do as well?

Sometimes you lie down for a pea nap and just lose track of where you are. It can happen to anyone.

Cats are up all night man, you can't live like this.

How about you learn to be delicious, alphabetti spaghetti?!

Kids, they'll try to blow bubbles with anything.

I keep about 300 cans of reindeer in my emergency bunker. Nothing but the fanciest survival food for me!

Use every part of the cow, that's what I always say.