I would eat Spam every day if it looked this adorable.

While we're at it let's all grow mustaches and long hair and bellbottoms again. Oh wait, that's already happening.

Food that cooks itself or insulting "compliments" yelled by construction workers?

Look, it comes from a cow (allegedly) what more do you need to know?

As long as it's smothered in tomatoes I'll eat it.

Yo dawg...

That's some musty pie crust you got there, Gramps.