Can I Get Some Cute and Eggs?

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Can I Get Some Cute and Eggs?
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I would eat Spam every day if it looked this adorable.

My Beer Needs More Metal Flavor

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My Beer Needs More Metal Flavor
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While we're at it let's all grow mustaches and long hair and bellbottoms again. Oh wait, that's already happening.

That's a Hot Can

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That's a Hot Can
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Food that cooks itself or insulting "compliments" yelled by construction workers?

General Label is General

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General Label is General
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Look, it comes from a cow (allegedly) what more do you need to know?

Mmmm Tomato Sauce

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Mmmm Tomato Sauce
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As long as it's smothered in tomatoes I'll eat it.

Miserly Miser Eats a Can of Fat

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Miserly Miser Eats a Can of Fat
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That's some musty pie crust you got there, Gramps.