And this butter knife isn't nearly sharp enough to cut myself.
Could you even imagine shanking a sweet friend like this?
That pit is for melting the butter and nothing else.
Your Halloween costume is invalid.
I've got your spreadable right here.
How dare you leave the butter off my steak!
You don't want to get all dried out now, do ya?
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