Let's see you hang out in the microwave for 30 seconds without barfing!
If only I had Paula Deen's address, we could all send her our fatty love.
I don't care who it was man, somebody give him some butter quick!
News flash buddy, that's not butter you were covered in the day you were born but if that's what makes you happy, let's roll with it.
It's okay copywriter, I know what it's like when a salty butter candy just takes your breath away.
Dude, your guinea pig is gonna get totally baked.
I always knew that butter lady was magic.
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