butter

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By MxPx77
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Let's see you hang out in the microwave for 30 seconds without barfing!

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By Unknown
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If only I had Paula Deen's address, we could all send her our fatty love.

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Via: Passive-Aggressive Notes
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I don't care who it was man, somebody give him some butter quick!

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Via: www.yousuckatcraigslist.com
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News flash buddy, that's not butter you were covered in the day you were born but if that's what makes you happy, let's roll with it.

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By Unknown
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It's okay copywriter, I know what it's like when a salty butter candy just takes your breath away.

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Via: bunnyfood.tumblr.com
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Dude, your guinea pig is gonna get totally baked.

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