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If only I had Paula Deen's address, we could all send her our fatty love.
I don't care who it was man, somebody give him some butter quick!
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It's okay copywriter, I know what it's like when a salty butter candy just takes your breath away.
Dude, your guinea pig is gonna get totally baked.
I always knew that butter lady was magic.
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