Butter Face

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Butter Face
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Let's see you hang out in the microwave for 30 seconds without barfing!

Grease Me Up

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Grease Me Up
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If only I had Paula Deen's address, we could all send her our fatty love.

Consider Yourself Licked

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Consider Yourself Licked
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I don't care who it was man, somebody give him some butter quick!

Paula Deen, Meet Your Soulmate

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Paula Deen, Meet Your Soulmate
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News flash buddy, that's not butter you were covered in the day you were born but if that's what makes you happy, let's roll with it.

Words Cannot Describe

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Words Cannot Describe
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It's okay copywriter, I know what it's like when a salty butter candy just takes your breath away.

Tater Pig

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Tater Pig
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Dude, your guinea pig is gonna get totally baked.