I will just lick your googly eyes.
The nice thing about a shake made of frosting is that you don't need to keep it cold to keep it creamy. A good warm glass of sugar is all I'm looking for.
Well at least we know the butter is fresh and healthy.
It truly is a match made in adolescent fast food heaven.
Happy Pickle doesn't know why he was invited to lunch.
Are you too good for your home?!
I'm impressed! No plastic cheese, no shellac, no smoke and mirrors. I'm still not gonna eat it though!
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