I'm all out of hamburger buns, all I've got are these frozen pizzas. It will have to do.
My sandwich just asked me if I wanna make out.
You thought that last burger was expensive? This one costs $666! The douche burger is so named because really, who would pay that for a burger other than a douchebag?
Come to the charred side.
Because we can't go a month around here without someone deciding food needs to be potentially unattainable, we now have a $300 burger. This time the gold and diamond toothpick is what sends it over the edge.
Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.
I missed the boys and their heart attacks. Glad you're back, Muscles Glasses!
You Can't Unsee This Side of Disney
What I Expected Vs. What I Got: Super Smash Bros. Edition
This Interview is an Example of Everything Wrong With the ...
This Archer Uses Ancient Techniques That Put Legolas and ...
7 Things Not to Do in Personals Ads
5 Examples of Why Online Dating Is A Horrible Place
Join the Internet as it Tries to Figure Out What Even is ...
Storm of the Day: How Twitter is Responding to Snowmageddon ...
Hackers Gonna Hack Hack Hack Taylor Swift's Social Media ...
Gollum Shows Off His Shotgun on Facebook
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more