I'm all out of hamburger buns, all I've got are these frozen pizzas. It will have to do.
My sandwich just asked me if I wanna make out.
You thought that last burger was expensive? This one costs $666! The douche burger is so named because really, who would pay that for a burger other than a douchebag?
Come to the charred side.
Because we can't go a month around here without someone deciding food needs to be potentially unattainable, we now have a $300 burger. This time the gold and diamond toothpick is what sends it over the edge.
Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.
I missed the boys and their heart attacks. Glad you're back, Muscles Glasses!
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