I Can't Decide What to Have for Dinner

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I Can't Decide What to Have for Dinner
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I'm all out of hamburger buns, all I've got are these frozen pizzas. It will have to do.

Tongue Burger

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Tongue Burger
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My sandwich just asked me if I wanna make out.

666 Douche Burger

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666 Douche Burger
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You thought that last burger was expensive? This one costs $666! The douche burger is so named because really, who would pay that for a burger other than a douchebag?

The World's Most Expensive Burger

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The World's Most Expensive Burger
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Because we can't go a month around here without someone deciding food needs to be potentially unattainable, we now have a $300 burger. This time the gold and diamond toothpick is what sends it over the edge.

It's Brrr In Here

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It's Brrr In Here
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Aw man, I was really hoping this would be beef ice cream and melted cheese. What a ripoff.

Big Boss Burger Wins

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I missed the boys and their heart attacks. Glad you're back, Muscles Glasses!