It's better to floss the bacon out of your teeth with bacon floss than to just let the bacon chill between your teeth all day.

A sunny side up grin is the best way to wake up.

I'm just gonna lock myself in the house with an iron and a coffee pot and call it a life. The internet said I could!

Flavor my pancakes, don't drown them. Bonus, if you're a godless heathen you can use the reservoir of syrup for bacon dunking. Freak.

I hope this Danish won't make me cry like the movie did. I don't think I can handle an emotional load like that so early in the morning.

I love a good morning surprise yolking. Keeps me on my toes.

You can't make a decent omelet with these damn things. Oh well, cake for breakfast it is!