Just add a little green veggie in there and you've got almost a balanced meal!
Start your day off with a little wonky-eyed derpitude. You won't even care about how much your day sucks!
What did you expect? Noble, heroic deeds from morning until night?
If you had just added milk none of this would have happened.
It's a little early for a condiment shootout, don't you think?
Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.
My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.
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