Mac n Cheese Omelette

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Mac n Cheese Omelette
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Just add a little green veggie in there and you've got almost a balanced meal!

Sunny Side Up Derps

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Sunny Side Up Derps
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Start your day off with a little wonky-eyed derpitude. You won't even care about how much your day sucks!

Use the Force for Meh

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What did you expect? Noble, heroic deeds from morning until night?

Never Forget

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If you had just added milk none of this would have happened.

Deadly Breakfast

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Deadly Breakfast
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It's a little early for a condiment shootout, don't you think?

Watch For Broken Glass

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Watch For Broken Glass
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Every morning I have a serious emergency. And a huge mess.

Good God My Brain is Delicious

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Good God My Brain is Delicious
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My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.