He's looking down on us from low-carb heaven.

Who cares how it tastes? I just need those calories in my system on the run.

Batman doesn't mess around with non-branded meals. Hit the link below to see what he eats at every meal.

Consider wearing clothes while you cook breakfast.

Where do you think the inspiration for this whole site came from?

Poor Walter Jr. The only thing he ever gets to have an input on is breakfast. Let the boy at least choose his own car!

When you're on a diet, you don't need the added insult of a silica packet in your inedible breakfast.