Tony Starch is still the most charming bread out there.
Are you even still here? Can I eat this muzzle now?
The baker should have used more whole grain.
Let's pretend that this thing we already do when we're out of bread and too lazy to get more is really classy and clever.
He's excited because you're about to smear butter on his face, his favorite!
You'll get all old and moldy like the rest of us whether you like it or not.
TenaciousKristi says: "My fiance loves grilled cheese sandwiches. So for his birthday I made him a cake that looks like a giant grilled cheese."
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