Well isn't your fort just so nutritious!
Rub it in, why don't you? No, really, go ahead, the floor needs polishing and pizza grease should work just fine.
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Now reading the nutritional information each morning will be even more exciting. Oh who am I kidding, the calories from breakfast don't even count.
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