How can you just stand there and watch your kids be devoured by that monster?!

This will protect you nicely during the next nudist food fight.

My pizza enjoyment factor has just tripled now that I'm not eating cardboard!

Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland Oregon claims to have made the largest ever box of donuts. EAT THEM ALL!

The prizes in cereal sure have improved since I was a kid!

Everything in the box goes in the oven. What? I don't want to wait for dessert.

Just give me a whole bowl of Baby Ruths and we're good to go.