Fast Food Romance

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Fast Food Romance
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Well okay, but only if you wear your McDonald's uniform all night.

Multi-Purpose Warming Tool

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Multi-Purpose Warming Tool
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It's a foot warmer, a bed readier, and now a convenient hotplate!

Fanciest Cereal Ever

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Fanciest Cereal Ever
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Yes, these are fake, but I bet you could slap this on a box of regular old Lucky Charms and sell them to rich people for $20 a box. Let's start a business!

Bullet Train Bento

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Bullet Train Bento
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These are like the Dairy Queen baseball helmet sundaes of the Japanese train system.

Empire Pasta Building

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Empire Pasta Building
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Once it's cooked, that is one sad excuse for a skyscraper.

Just a Little Football Snack

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Just a Little Football Snack
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This is the kind of giant, boxed meal that can only be eaten absent-mindedly while watching the game. Focusing any real attention on this meal would make me want to kill myself.

Suck on a Shatner

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Suck on a Shatner
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What oh what to give your dead eyed children for an after school snack?