As long as you keep your unmentionables out of the way of any cameras I think you'll be safe.
Don't get drunk and slip on your flask!
I prefer to make a big batch to trick myself into believing I have friends. All the alcohol makes the fantasy easier to swallow.
I'd imagine that if you left egg nog in the carton long enough it would solidify into a similar texture and take on some behavior-altering chemical qualities as well. Laziness wins!
I know I'm ready for this meal. I don't even need teeth!
I'd almost rather see Mommy kissing him. This is traumatizing.
Mario Kart fans, start your engines! But don't get too plastered, take it easy.
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