As long as you keep your unmentionables out of the way of any cameras I think you'll be safe.

Don't get drunk and slip on your flask!

I prefer to make a big batch to trick myself into believing I have friends. All the alcohol makes the fantasy easier to swallow.

I'd imagine that if you left egg nog in the carton long enough it would solidify into a similar texture and take on some behavior-altering chemical qualities as well. Laziness wins!

I know I'm ready for this meal. I don't even need teeth!

I'd almost rather see Mommy kissing him. This is traumatizing.

Mario Kart fans, start your engines! But don't get too plastered, take it easy.