Fruit has juice in it? Who knew? I'm especially fond of the "fill it with booze" suggestion.

Eating raw naga chillies is for weaklings. Be a man and booze up your spicy. That's gonna be one painful hangover.

It's like alcohol for babies who don't know how to drink like a real person yet.

Yep, that's about the size of my hangover the day after the big game. The beers, they just kept diving down my throat.

Any man in my life needs to get along great with my best friend Mary Jane.

I'll take my chances with number two there, sailor.

I've always said that brunch is the drinkiest of meals.