Liquid cake is the best cake!
Oh honey no, you don't want a blended whiskey. Where are your parents? They should be teaching you better!
Finally a way to enjoy the Olympics.
We've got all the Olympic coverage you need over at ROFLympics!
Now, I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans but we really need to draw a line somewhere don't we?
When you're expecting super hard rock candy and your mouth instead is filled with squishy, boozy jello, that's gotta be one hell of a shock.
How was your weekend? I think you know how great mine was.
What's worse, hearing that your nemesis is your father or knowing you'll never get drunk again? I'd say it's a toss up.