Liquid cake is the best cake!

Oh honey no, you don't want a blended whiskey. Where are your parents? They should be teaching you better!

Finally a way to enjoy the Olympics.

We've got all the Olympic coverage you need over at ROFLympics!

Now, I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans but we really need to draw a line somewhere don't we?

When you're expecting super hard rock candy and your mouth instead is filled with squishy, boozy jello, that's gotta be one hell of a shock.

How was your weekend? I think you know how great mine was.

What's worse, hearing that your nemesis is your father or knowing you'll never get drunk again? I'd say it's a toss up.