Tequila Spoils Quickly

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Tequila Spoils Quickly
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Liquid cake is the best cake!

Pure Joy

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Pure Joy
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Oh honey no, you don't want a blended whiskey. Where are your parents? They should be teaching you better!

Let's Go America!

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Let's Go America!
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Finally a way to enjoy the Olympics.

We've got all the Olympic coverage you need over at ROFLympics!

Barf in a Bottle

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Barf in a Bottle
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Now, I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans but we really need to draw a line somewhere don't we?

Rock Candy Jello Shots

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Rock Candy Jello Shots
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When you're expecting super hard rock candy and your mouth instead is filled with squishy, boozy jello, that's gotta be one hell of a shock.

Memorial Day: You're Doing It Right

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Memorial Day: You're Doing It Right
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How was your weekend? I think you know how great mine was.

Horrific Destruction

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Horrific Destruction
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What's worse, hearing that your nemesis is your father or knowing you'll never get drunk again? I'd say it's a toss up.