I'll file this away in my little secret box of AWESOME.
For your special occasions, once every month.
I see the ants have amassed for the carapace cleaning. Will you beat them to it?
There's a spider on my perfectly good finger cookies!
The new flavor from Kool-Aid: Redrum. Just add booze and psychosis.
I want the rotten one, no not that one, the one that's turned green and started oozing red pus!
I will cut off a pancake man's hand to get at an Eggo.
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