I'll file this away in my little secret box of AWESOME.

For your special occasions, once every month.

I see the ants have amassed for the carapace cleaning. Will you beat them to it?

There's a spider on my perfectly good finger cookies!

The new flavor from Kool-Aid: Redrum. Just add booze and psychosis.

I want the rotten one, no not that one, the one that's turned green and started oozing red pus!

I will cut off a pancake man's hand to get at an Eggo.