It's always good to know someone's got your back.

Thank goodness this didn't exist when I was 15. The neighborhood would've been in a world of pain.

I can't read the price, can't anyone tell me how much this meat lady costs? I have a dinner party to get ready for and they'll LOVE this!

I have to admit, if I found myself with a real mermaid on my line sushi would be in my first five thoughts.

How's that for a midnight snack? Sweet Dreams!

He's just angry because he got hot sauce in his eye.

On one hand I love a good animated cake, on the other hand OMFG KILL IT!