I would welcome to accept the challenge of being 25 all over again. Gimme!

You're breaking his poor cold heart.

And you thought getting a cake was exciting! I get to lick the cardboard!

I never knew the Empire employed ponies in battle! Vicious!

enjoy your time in a lumpy rock pool, blindfolded and attacked by scrubbing bubbles.

Whoa what was in that punch the clown gave me?

A Four Loko this big is pretty much a blackout in a sugary, frosting covered can.