Spidercake is Full of Secrets

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Spidercake is Full of Secrets
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Cody's gonna have quite a birthday surprise when this thing splits open and thousands of spiders come pouring out.

Pedobear Does Not Approve

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Pedobear Does Not Approve
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Don't worry Pedobear, there are little ones being born every day. What? I mean little cakes!

Happy Birthday, Value Meal!

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Happy Birthday, Value Meal!
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I like to think this burger and fries is turning 4 today and has been sitting there, not rotting for all these years.

What a Blockhead

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What a Blockhead
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That sad little sugar pickaxe isn't gonna make a dent.

Chances Are You'll Never Return

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Chances Are You'll Never Return
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People, like, DIE at 40 right? Isn't that like HELLA old?!

One Hell of a 21 Run

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One Hell of a 21 Run
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As long as you keep your unmentionables out of the way of any cameras I think you'll be safe.