best of the week

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Via: Geekologie
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Thank goodness this didn't exist when I was 15. The neighborhood would've been in a world of pain.

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By Unknown
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I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. She said it had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just a bun; I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So, I said, 'Alright, put some lettuce on it,' which they did. They said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' They said, 'Alright, well then it's free.' See, I did not know that -- ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that,

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Via: Loldwell
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Brewking also gives you the ability to play Pokemon for days on end!

By jerseychick (Via: Incredible Things)
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In my house we call them "Kitty Roca" and they're free!