I'll Never Eat Cake Again

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I'll Never Eat Cake Again
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That's it, I'm off the chocolate entirely. Just get it away from me!

Memorial Day: You're Doing It Right

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Memorial Day: You're Doing It Right
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How was your weekend? I think you know how great mine was.

Let's Get Hammered!

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Let's Get Hammered!
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I'll get on a viking ship and cross as many seas as you like as long as you've got enough whiskey to last us through the journey.

Why Choose?

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Why Choose?
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Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.