I'll Never Eat Cake Again

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best of the week,cake,chocolate,horrifying,omg,scary,wtf,zombie
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That's it, I'm off the chocolate entirely. Just get it away from me!

Memorial Day: You're Doing It Right

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alcohol,best of the week,booze,memorial day,vodka,watermelon
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How was your weekend? I think you know how great mine was.

Let's Get Hammered!

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alcohol,best of the week,booze,dragons,hammer,norse,Thor,whiskey
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I'll get on a viking ship and cross as many seas as you like as long as you've got enough whiskey to last us through the journey.

Why Choose?

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best of the week,crust,gross,hot dog,mustard,pizza
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Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.

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