That taste sad together.
My favorite pony. So salty, so chewy.
Inb4: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
That's it, I'm off the chocolate entirely. Just get it away from me!
How was your weekend? I think you know how great mine was.
I'll get on a viking ship and cross as many seas as you like as long as you've got enough whiskey to last us through the journey.
Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.
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