Thank goodness it's a lot harder to tattoo a person. There are enough terrible tattoos out there as it is, we don't need to make it any easier.

Do bananas go to NASCAR events?

It'll all be over soon enough and your misery will be over.

Have you ever seen anyone so dang cheerful about playing a banana?

Don't worry guys, we're thinking it too.

Michael Bay thinks this should be changed to a friendly alien banana.

WHO WANTS A STUPID BANANA SPLIT ANYWAY?