Get some pockets, already.
I gotta teach more of my produce how to perform. Then I can have a dinner theater party!
I thought I'd be the star, I never thought I'd be playing backup for a high-fiber generic cereal. Sigh.
I WILL bite back.
He's the fastest draw in the jungle!
Having grown up in the Northwest, home of the giant banana slug, those suckers do NOT taste like bananas.
The horror. The horror.
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