Everything your homegirls could ever want.

I buy a bag a week and throw it away. It really makes me feel like I'm doing something good for the planet.

What's your return policy?

You expect me to believe that someone with a Louis Vuitton tote bag would willingly eat carbs? Even in LEGO form this is a stretch.

Poor coconut. We'll get you help.

Cowboy snacks are a little rough, what can I say?

The things they can pack into an innocent looking biscuit these days.