Thank you, Denmark, for making my life so much easier and sleep so much more elusive.
Finding a rusty knife in your candy is like Christmas in July! Score!
Cutting down on portion sizes: You're doing it right. And adorably.
"Eight chips. That's all you get, fatty." -the most judgmental bag of chips ever.
If you're gonna drink in the park, it's best to fit in.
Such a friendly forest NOM. I will kill him quickly to spare him the pain. Pass the butter?
But how do they keep a carbonated beverage from bursting the seams?
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This Hilarious New Skyrim Mod Replaces All of the Game's Dragons With Thomas the Tank Engine
Warning: These Facts May Break Your Brain
All Your Favorite Celebrity Cats Star in "Hard to Be a Cat at Christmas"
Funny Work in Progress Bars
Take a Trip Back With This Nostalgia-Filled Tribute to 1994
You Won't Believe This Letter to Santa This Young Gamer Wrote
The President Takes a Selfie, and Michelle Obama is Having None of it
Wish She Were Joking...
Alas Poor Elmo, We Knew Ye Well
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