Make sure you have another set of hands around to add the foam, this is a two person job.
Don't get drunk and slip on your flask!
I prefer to make a big batch to trick myself into believing I have friends. All the alcohol makes the fantasy easier to swallow.
I'd imagine that if you left egg nog in the carton long enough it would solidify into a similar texture and take on some behavior-altering chemical qualities as well. Laziness wins!
What a beautiful, glorious, intoxicating mess.
I call happy hour "journaling."
Except there was that one time I only had a salad for dinner and then drank like four shots and three beers. Let me tell you, salad does not soak up booze like a burger does. I puked and popped a blood vessel in my eye that night.
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