Let's call a vodka soda a vodka soda shall we?

Now, I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans but we really need to draw a line somewhere don't we?

I think we've found a contender for the 2012 Darwin Awards.

Just give that cat blue hair and it's literally a portrait of me.

How was your weekend? I think you know how great mine was.

Who knew the Hulk was such a lightweight?

Celebrate! Do it cheaply, blow your whole paycheck, I don't care, just get sloshed!