Hey man, you don't share with just anyone.
Let it soothe you in its warm, pizza-y embrace. Shhhhhh.
When you want a cocktail made right you'll go to any extremes.
You'll only get one or two shots out of this before it starts to disintegrate, but that should hold you until you get to the cabinet and just pour yourself a coffee mug full.
Slightly not safe for work due to a naughty word.
Is there anything sadder than a grown man recording himself crying alone in his generic apartment? I weep for you, sir.
Don't kidnap me, just bring me beer! Stupid Beerbulance.
The green pepper with tinfoil grill teeth really seals the deal for me.
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