Thank goodness it's a lot harder to tattoo a person. There are enough terrible tattoos out there as it is, we don't need to make it any easier.

When you have a song in your heart and you just can't keep it inside, Youtube is here for you.

I didn't think it was possible to get so seriously hungry in four minutes flat. My stomach is eating itself with desire.

This is the drunkest macaroni I've ever seen and I've eaten mac n cheese in the bathtub at 3 a.m.

Don't go trying to eat your juice boxes now!

I missed the boys and their heart attacks. Glad you're back, Muscles Glasses!

I love a thoughtfully produced pie. Thanks dudes in Brooklyn! Especially you, old guy, I'm feeling your sauce first, old-school style!