Does what it says on the box!

Let me do a little Googling for you here; this cube shaped watermelon is roughly $150 American. Commence freaking out.

All that sweating he did onstage - pure MSG.

Considering waste fertilizes plants that cows eat who we then eat, it's just taking out a couple steps, right? JK don't get that crap anywhere near me.

I've heard of meals coming back angry, but if it started that way, you were asking for it.

The noodles, they are safe, but the sushi, that red ring of death doesn't look so good.

According to Nick: "McDonald's serves a burgher in Japan called the Mega Tamago Burger. It's pretty much just a Big Mac with an extra beef patty, an egg and some bacon. I wanted to try it so I decided to head to McDonald's and recreate it. The only difference is that I made mine a double."

Only when our jaws come unhinged will the burger battle end.