The Price For Perfection

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Let me do a little Googling for you here; this cube shaped watermelon is roughly $150 American. Commence freaking out.

Turdburger, Anyone?

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Considering waste fertilizes plants that cows eat who we then eat, it's just taking out a couple steps, right? JK don't get that crap anywhere near me.

Advance Warning

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I've heard of meals coming back angry, but if it started that way, you were asking for it.

Safety Check

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The noodles, they are safe, but the sushi, that red ring of death doesn't look so good.

The Double Mega Tamago Burger

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According to Nick: "McDonald's serves a burgher in Japan called the Mega Tamago Burger. It's pretty much just a Big Mac with an extra beef patty, an egg and some bacon. I wanted to try it so I decided to head to McDonald's and recreate it. The only difference is that I made mine a double."

Only when our jaws come unhinged will the burger battle end.

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