This Muppet's been hitting the sauce a little too hard lately. It's time to get into treatment.

Doping scandal? What doping scandal? I'm just sitting here enjoying a beer packed with sweet, nutritious steroids!

This is what a female hammer thrower eats at one meal. This is more than I typically eat in a day.

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Fear the mustache.

What the eff, man? For real! That hurts!

Yo, your life is CRAZY bro! Cereal in a bathtub? WHAAAAAAAT?

I like my pork super porky! Pork it up!