Just give up, the pizza is never going to discuss philosophy with you.

Ermahgerd churrs brerd!

He ain't afraid of no artificial sweeteners.

Girls of the superhero world need more recognition in the baked goods world.

The baker should have used more whole grain.

I won't be hurling this pizza at a bunch of pigs anytime soon. Too tasty.

The nice thing about a shake made of frosting is that you don't need to keep it cold to keep it creamy. A good warm glass of sugar is all I'm looking for.