Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.
It's just an optical illusion, I swear. It's perfectly level inside.
But the lake is so dirty and gross, can't we get a pool?
Sorry dude, you're no Jack. You're not even a Sawyer or Jin. Maybe you should move back into a house.
I always invite my friends into the restroom with me so as to not interrupt the flow of conversation. I'm so glad they have a place to sit.
I'm not sure how you're going to type up our paperwork but you're just so cuuuuute, you're hired!
This looks like the set for a play that takes place entirely in the most depressing kitchen in the world.
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