I Hate Going to the Jones' parties

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I Hate Going to the Jones' parties
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Picking all that sparkly asbestos ceiling out of my socks is such a pain.

XYZ, Yard!

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XYZ, Yard!
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That pond is just unsightly! Hide your shame!

Out For a Spin

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Out For a Spin
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What, did you crush someone's evil sister or something?

Climb on Up, Take a Look

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Climb on Up, Take a Look
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It's like the Winchester Mystery House on a budget!

My Bubbles!

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My Bubbles!
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This thing looks far from comfy but man do I ever want to give it a try!

We Need Some Balance

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We Need Some Balance
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It's just an optical illusion, I swear. It's perfectly level inside.