This lady pulls all my strings.

How can we pretend there isn't a damn freeway RIGHT THERE?

But the lake is so dirty and gross, can't we get a pool?

Sorry dude, you're no Jack. You're not even a Sawyer or Jin. Maybe you should move back into a house.

It's like the Winchester Mystery House on a budget!

I wouldn't mind being abducted if I could hang out in this awesome tub all day.

I always invite my friends into the restroom with me so as to not interrupt the flow of conversation. I'm so glad they have a place to sit.