This thing looks far from comfy but man do I ever want to give it a try!
It's just an optical illusion, I swear. It's perfectly level inside.
This home be guarded by dinosaurs! Abandon hope all ye etc.
What, did you crush someone's evil sister or something?
The sheets are a little damp, sure, but you can't beat the location.
Usually a building is terraced to maximize sun exposure. What could possibly be the purpose of this? Vampires?
This looks like the set for a play that takes place entirely in the most depressing kitchen in the world.