A True Throne

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A True Throne
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Just be glad you can wipe down that vinyl and it's not upholstered in rough-woven wool or damask.

Sit if You Dare

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Sit if You Dare
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Do you trust this thing to be strong? Do you trust yourself?

Where Would YOU Put it?

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Where Would YOU Put it?
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Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.

There's No Accounting For Taste

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There's No Accounting For Taste
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The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?

That Oughta Do It

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That Oughta Do It
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Problem solving, DIY style.

So Many Options

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So Many Options
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So you can aim into the perfectly normal toilet like a grown adult human person or you can use the super futuristic sweeping arm Rolex urinal angled basin of doom. Choose wisely.