Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.
These poor goldfish mush have blank, haunted expressions like Kurtz deep in the jungle.
It's always good to be prepared.
I'm not certain he'd be my first choice for Star Wars characters into whose mouth I'd like to defecate, but at least we're opening a dialogue here.
My subjects may entertain me from the bench.
Do you trust this thing to be strong? Do you trust yourself?
Everyone needs to get a little reading done on the john from time to time.
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