Privacy Please?

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Privacy Please?
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We've considered building walls but it's just so charmingly rustic.

X-Men Toilet

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X-Men Toilet
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Everyone needs to get a little reading done on the john from time to time.

Winterized For Your Protection

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Winterized For Your Protection
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So does that mean the toilet seat is always freezing cold? Such a rude awakening first thing in the morning.

Vivian

Ackbar Toilet

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Ackbar Toilet
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I'm not certain he'd be my first choice for Star Wars characters into whose mouth I'd like to defecate, but at least we're opening a dialogue here.

Sweet, Sparkly Relief

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Sweet, Sparkly Relief
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When I feel the urge to do any of the various things that propel me toward the bathroom I really only have one thought: "I wish my toilet had more bling. Then _-ing wouldn't be so frightfully tediious."

Respect the Kitty

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Respect the Kitty
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Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.

Serious Multitasking

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Serious Multitasking
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I'll admit to bringing my iPod into the bathroom and listening to podcasts in the morning while I get ready but this is ridiculous.