A touching and intimate tribute to the man who defined the brand. Or maybe you just like fruit. Who am I to say?
Oh thank god, I have twelve hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket and my toilet is SO BORING.
Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.
You have no excuse now, the damn thing is glowing.
So you can aim into the perfectly normal toilet like a grown adult human person or you can use the super futuristic sweeping arm Rolex urinal angled basin of doom. Choose wisely.
If you think about it, the toilet really should be the most comfortable seat in the house.
The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?
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