I'll admit to bringing my iPod into the bathroom and listening to podcasts in the morning while I get ready but this is ridiculous.
I like the thought that there might be a happy family of croakers living in my toilet. Hi guys!
Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.
Just be glad you can wipe down that vinyl and it's not upholstered in rough-woven wool or damask.
Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.
It's always good to be prepared.
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