RIP Steve Jobs

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RIP Steve Jobs
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A touching and intimate tribute to the man who defined the brand. Or maybe you just like fruit. Who am I to say?

Sit on It

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Sit on It
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Oh thank god, I have twelve hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket and my toilet is SO BORING.

Respect the Kitty

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Respect the Kitty
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Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.

For the Poor Marksmen in Your Life

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For the Poor Marksmen in Your Life
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You have no excuse now, the damn thing is glowing.

So Many Options

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So Many Options
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So you can aim into the perfectly normal toilet like a grown adult human person or you can use the super futuristic sweeping arm Rolex urinal angled basin of doom. Choose wisely.

The Royal Throne

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The Royal Throne
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If you think about it, the toilet really should be the most comfortable seat in the house.

There's No Accounting For Taste

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There's No Accounting For Taste
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The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?