No Splashing!

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No Splashing!
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I'm all about combining different uses in one room but I've never seen a combination library/bathroom. I'm a big bathtub reader myself. I've never been one for reading on the toilet but to each his own.

Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me

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Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me
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Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?

For the Poor Marksmen in Your Life

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For the Poor Marksmen in Your Life
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You have no excuse now, the damn thing is glowing.

So Many Options

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So Many Options
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So you can aim into the perfectly normal toilet like a grown adult human person or you can use the super futuristic sweeping arm Rolex urinal angled basin of doom. Choose wisely.

Westerners, You're Doing it Wrong

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Westerners, You're Doing it Wrong
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By Unknown
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Supposedly squat toilets are where it's at and our comfy, cold-seated toilets are slowly killing us from the inside out. This traffic cone is trying to warn you! http://www.slate.com/id/2264657/

There's No Accounting For Taste

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There's No Accounting For Taste
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The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?