The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?
Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.
When I feel the urge to do any of the various things that propel me toward the bathroom I really only have one thought: "I wish my toilet had more bling. Then _-ing wouldn't be so frightfully tediious."
I like the thought that there might be a happy family of croakers living in my toilet. Hi guys!
I've seen some oddly-appropriated studio apartments, but this is taking spare living to a new level.
Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.
Everyone needs to get a little reading done on the john from time to time.
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