Care For a Spot of Pee?

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Care For a Spot of Pee?
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I've seen some oddly-appropriated studio apartments, but this is taking spare living to a new level.

For the Poor Marksmen in Your Life

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For the Poor Marksmen in Your Life
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You have no excuse now, the damn thing is glowing.

Ackbar Toilet

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Ackbar Toilet
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I'm not certain he'd be my first choice for Star Wars characters into whose mouth I'd like to defecate, but at least we're opening a dialogue here.

A True Throne

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A True Throne
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Just be glad you can wipe down that vinyl and it's not upholstered in rough-woven wool or damask.

Where Would YOU Put it?

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Where Would YOU Put it?
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Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.

Winterized For Your Protection

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Winterized For Your Protection
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So does that mean the toilet seat is always freezing cold? Such a rude awakening first thing in the morning.

Vivian

Sit on It

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Sit on It
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Oh thank god, I have twelve hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket and my toilet is SO BORING.