When I feel the urge to do any of the various things that propel me toward the bathroom I really only have one thought: "I wish my toilet had more bling. Then _-ing wouldn't be so frightfully tediious."
Do you trust this thing to be strong? Do you trust yourself?
Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.
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Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?
Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.
Oh thank god, I have twelve hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket and my toilet is SO BORING.
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