Sweet, Sparkly Relief

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Sweet, Sparkly Relief
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When I feel the urge to do any of the various things that propel me toward the bathroom I really only have one thought: "I wish my toilet had more bling. Then _-ing wouldn't be so frightfully tediious."

Sit if You Dare

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Sit if You Dare
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Do you trust this thing to be strong? Do you trust yourself?

Where Would YOU Put it?

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Where Would YOU Put it?
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Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.

RIP Steve Jobs

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RIP Steve Jobs
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A touching and intimate tribute to the man who defined the brand. Or maybe you just like fruit. Who am I to say?

Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me

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Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me
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Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?

Respect the Kitty

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Respect the Kitty
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Because the thing I want to think about the most while I'm having a little "me time" is my cat.

Sit on It

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Sit on It
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Oh thank god, I have twelve hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket and my toilet is SO BORING.