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I like the thought that there might be a happy family of croakers living in my toilet. Hi guys!
Yes, I'd like thousands of my hard earned dollars to go to a machine that plays me soothing music and sprays my ass with warm water in different patterns. Priorities.
The thought of doing my business into a giant mouth skeeves me out. I feel like this toilet should take out a craigslist ad for, um, donations?
Just make sure the stove is off when you sit on the commode. It's impossible to get rid of that burning hair smell.
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