I don't think a simple handrail could help me not feel like I'm waking up in my own coffin every morning but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
Action! Bed! Action! Couch! Action! Get a bottle of water from the fridge without leaving bed! Action! Get drunk on the roof!
A bed, a toilet, a sink, and a place to sit. That's all I need. Do you think they have room to cook a turkey in there? Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Just pee in the woods! Perfect new home!
My kingdom for a murphy bed! This apartment is pretty much the most perfect dwelling ever.
Newsflash, this does not make the apartment look bigger. At all. Stop it. I don't want to live in a doll house.
I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!
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