Just Keep Telling Yourself That

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I don't think a simple handrail could help me not feel like I'm waking up in my own coffin every morning but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.

Mommy's Boy

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You gotta leave the nest someday, sonny.

Room For One

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Room For One
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Economy of space. You haz it.

These Big Rooms Make Me Nervous

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These Big Rooms Make Me Nervous
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I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!

A Place For Everything and Everything in Its Place

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Action! Bed! Action! Couch! Action! Get a bottle of water from the fridge without leaving bed! Action! Get drunk on the roof!

The Mobility Experts

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The Mobility Experts
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If you need one of those little four wheeled grocery scooters to get around, I have a feeling you won't be crawling into a cocoon of craned-neck tv viewing any time soon.

Fairytale Cottage

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Fairytale Cottage
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I have to say, if this is what it means to be a woman, I don't think I have it in me. Too much whimsy.