Fairytale Cottage

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Fairytale Cottage
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I have to say, if this is what it means to be a woman, I don't think I have it in me. Too much whimsy.

Just Keep Telling Yourself That

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I don't think a simple handrail could help me not feel like I'm waking up in my own coffin every morning but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.

Woodsy Nook

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Woodsy Nook
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Just one spark from a faulty circuit in that dishwasher and WOOSH up in flames! Check your wiring, woodsman!

A Place For Everything and Everything in Its Place

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Action! Bed! Action! Couch! Action! Get a bottle of water from the fridge without leaving bed! Action! Get drunk on the roof!

A Shack of My Own

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A Shack of My Own
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Just pee in the woods! Perfect new home!

Clown Cars Only

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Clown Cars Only
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What good is a garage that doesn't have a door big enough for a car? Just a room to pack full of junk you'll never use.

Mommy's Boy

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You gotta leave the nest someday, sonny.