Itty Bitty Getaway

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Itty Bitty Getaway
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Escaping to the shack during a fight with your husband when the shack looks like this is nearly enough reason to start fights for no reason.

Clown Cars Only

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Clown Cars Only
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What good is a garage that doesn't have a door big enough for a car? Just a room to pack full of junk you'll never use.

Peep Show

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Peep Show
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Newsflash, this does not make the apartment look bigger. At all. Stop it. I don't want to live in a doll house.

Square Footage is for Suckers

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Square Footage is for Suckers
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As if putting me in an attractive cage to get work done will make me think I'm not in a cage.

These Big Rooms Make Me Nervous

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These Big Rooms Make Me Nervous
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I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!

Fairytale Cottage

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Fairytale Cottage
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I have to say, if this is what it means to be a woman, I don't think I have it in me. Too much whimsy.

Just Keep Telling Yourself That

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I don't think a simple handrail could help me not feel like I'm waking up in my own coffin every morning but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.