I don't think a simple handrail could help me not feel like I'm waking up in my own coffin every morning but you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
You gotta leave the nest someday, sonny.
Economy of space. You haz it.
I prefer to feel like I'm sleeping in my own coffin. Cozy!
Action! Bed! Action! Couch! Action! Get a bottle of water from the fridge without leaving bed! Action! Get drunk on the roof!
If you need one of those little four wheeled grocery scooters to get around, I have a feeling you won't be crawling into a cocoon of craned-neck tv viewing any time soon.
I have to say, if this is what it means to be a woman, I don't think I have it in me. Too much whimsy.
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