Sir, are you in need of any assistance? Please don't hurt yourself.
Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?
I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.
You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.
My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.
Oh wait, that's the slowest zombie ever. Let's have a picnic!
An urn is so last decade, decorate with your deceased in mind!
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