You must be wide awake, sure footed, and on top of your game before you can even head downstairs in the morning.
The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.
This house will set your head a-spinnin'!
Sir, are you in need of any assistance? Please don't hurt yourself.
Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!
An urn is so last decade, decorate with your deceased in mind!
These walls obviously hide monsters. I mean clearly. How could they not bleed and melt at night and expose wailing demons? NO THANK YOU. Just the photo gives me the heebie-jeebies.