Who's There?

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Who's There?
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By Jason (Via: John L Scott)
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Sir, are you in need of any assistance? Please don't hurt yourself.

Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me

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Sit on My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me
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Come sit down and tell me what you want for Christmas. Have you been a good girl?

PLAY WITH US

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PLAY WITH US
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I don't need three bedrooms, seal this one up and let's never speak of it again.

Steady Now

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Steady Now
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You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.

Now, Spit

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Now, Spit
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My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.

Oh God Oh God Oh God...

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Oh wait, that's the slowest zombie ever. Let's have a picnic!

Gran is Always With Us

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Gran is Always With Us
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An urn is so last decade, decorate with your deceased in mind!