Steady Now

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Steady Now
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You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.

Step Carefully

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Step Carefully
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You must be wide awake, sure footed, and on top of your game before you can even head downstairs in the morning.

Come On In, Tastes Fine!

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Come On In, Tastes Fine!
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Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.

GOOD MORNING FRIEND

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GOOD MORNING FRIEND
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The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.

Sweet Dreams

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Sweet Dreams
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Good luck not having the most terrifying nightmares ever in this thing.

Trick or Trick

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Trick or Trick
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Come on kids, let's keep moving. I don't think they have the kind of candy we want.

Peak Dining

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Peak Dining
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Just pass the food up through the skylight!