Gran is Always With Us

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Gran is Always With Us
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An urn is so last decade, decorate with your deceased in mind!

Scared the Crap Outta Me

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Scared the Crap Outta Me
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Sure, obvious joke is obvious, but it's also accurate!

GOOD MORNING FRIEND

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GOOD MORNING FRIEND
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The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.

Watch Your Step

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Watch Your Step
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This is why it's a good idea to always read signs on doors. Just to be careful.

Come On In, Tastes Fine!

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Come On In, Tastes Fine!
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Someday my dreams will come true and I'll live in a terrifying haunted house.

Steady Now

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Steady Now
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You better be alert, and sober, and barefoot to tackle these stairs. One too many glasses of wine or a pair of heels and you're doomed.

Now, Spit

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Now, Spit
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My architect is also my dentist. I got a discount.