Ohhh Did You Get an Owie?

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Ohhh Did You Get an Owie?
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We can fix those shingles! Now dry those tears before the foundation gets saturated and mold starts growing on the basement walls.

Oh Don't Be So Dramatic

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Oh Don't Be So Dramatic
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Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.

Dog House

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Dog House
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This dog looks so ecstatic to have other dogs inside him. BRING THEM TO ME!

For America!

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For America!
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Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!

Om Nom Nom Welcome!

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Om Nom Nom Welcome!
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So sinister, yet inviting!

Come On In, My Face is Fine!

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Come On In, My Face is Fine!
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I can show off your butt in my see-through mouth! Charming!

We Need to Trim Your Bangs

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We Need to Trim Your Bangs
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But Moooooom! I like having my hair over my eyes!