Don't look so shocked, you've got a door there for a reason.
Leonardo will not hesitate to fight you, vandals!
Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!
We can fix those shingles! Now dry those tears before the foundation gets saturated and mold starts growing on the basement walls.
Where on earth did this furniture designer find such an awesome picture of me? This photo was from my wedding day of course. Totally inappropriate for a chair. Would have made a better pillowcase.
Why do I keep dream about being eaten by giants?