GOOD MORNING FRIEND

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GOOD MORNING FRIEND
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The neighbors tend to stop by to check on us at odd times. They're terrifying.

For America!

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For America!
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Everyone please stand RIGHT HERE and look at my couch. Okay thanks for coming over, bye!

Hercules is an Acommodating Chap

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Hercules is an Acommodating Chap
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I'll need a giant hand chair and a torso futon to complete my ancient ruins themed living room.

You're Creeping Me Out

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You're Creeping Me Out
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We had to get rid of that stove after he made too many inappropriate comments about the way I dress.

Om Nom Nom Welcome!

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Om Nom Nom Welcome!
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So sinister, yet inviting!

Come On In, Kids!

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Come On In, Kids!
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I've got candy and video games and puppies and Nerf balls inside! Don't you want to come in? We have ice creeeeeeeam!

Dog House

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Dog House
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This dog looks so ecstatic to have other dogs inside him. BRING THEM TO ME!